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Now you can start a conversation with "... so I was chatting to Louis CK online and he mentioned the time I ruined his chance at a terrificly depressing blowjob."

Can we call them the Old England Redcoats?

that is a powerful statement

In case the booze cart runs dry. Helps avoid mutiny.

All right, you poindexters, let's get this right!
One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty."
Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" - again - "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel".
Three: [Krusty laugh]
Badda-bing, badda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, kid.