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Shelly, NEVER be sorry for "rambling". It was interesting (at least to me).

I don't know if this AMA is closed, but I do have a question: I've been told numerous times that I have a good sense of humor and I should write comedy. Any tips on how to break into writing?

EDIT: I meant in Hollywood, not as an author.

EDIT 2: This is a sample of my work. Hope you like it

can it now....cue dreeamy harp music as screen morphs into a dream-like wave

This is the God's honest truth. I was walking home from church when this thing fell out from the sky. i didn't know what it was, but my friend (who's been around the block a few times) exclaimed "Sweet Jesus, you found a Geocache!". At the time, I didn't know what a "Jeocash" was, but I do believe my eyes sparkled when I heard "cash". Times are tough and I sure could use some green stuff...Now get you mind off that! I ain't talking THAT green stuff. That'll land you in the Big House faster than you can spit...Where was I? Oh yeah, the jeocash. So I got excited, thinking I could finally buy that gumball I been eyeing. Alas, no....it ain't that type of "cash".

end dream sequence

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