royohz

God, I loathe LaGuerta. You can do better, Angel!

"Hey, 911. It's u/mood_poisoning here. I just wanted to say I got mauled by a bear while hiking, but please do not fix me. It's a natural death."

Sure it is. Too slow or stupid to not get eaten by bears? You're dead and won't live to produce more offspring than your competitors.

Do you ship to Norway? I really want to try FYM!

Perfect.