rosscatherall388 karma2013-08-18 20:57:58 UTC
Then you eventually end up saying something which leads to awkward silence.
I managed this with a lass at my old workplace. She had been off work for a few days as her dad killed himself, she came back from her sick leave early so she could just get on with shit.
Well there were 4 of us standing around chatting at her desk when a train went by the window. When a train went past you just had to stay silent until it passed, it kicked off that much noise.
So when it passes, I exclaim that I'm feeling so shitty that jumping in front of one of those could only make for a better day.
Ten points for guessing how her father killed himself.
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rosscatherall174 karma2013-08-16 18:35:16 UTC
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rosscatherall94 karma2012-04-23 08:36:45 UTC
You elicited masturbation from me, thanks!
rosscatherall38 karma2014-01-01 03:33:42 UTC
If I were a genital wart, I'd probably infect Veronica Mars.
rosscatherall26 karma2010-12-26 19:41:00 UTC
Piece of cake, "just puff it out love, we don't need to be involved here, the baby shall deliver itself from evil."
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