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Hey fucker, we ask you the questions here.

How often did you get haircuts?

You have to name your first child Frost.

Just so he can be Frost, Nick's Son.

This is the first and last Frost Nixon joke I'll ever tell.

It's been one hour and no one has pointed out that a guy named Bilbo_Baggins wanted a picture of Gollum being tricked...

I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!

Some foods like celery, peas, and green fruit roll-ups are green. That's because they're green with envy. Envy's basically jealousy, if my high school education has taught me anything. So he's saying green foods are junk so don't eat them. I already vowed to not eat fruits or vegetables because many of them have green in them, and I'm also sticking to red fruit roll-ups.

I'm going to die young.

edit: I'm editing this just to say that I have no fucking clue what it means.

Depends on if you count what Raffi does to them as sex.