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rocketmonkeys45 karma

He'd also like you to believe he's not a baby eater. But he's never gone on record saying he isn't. Maybe he's too busy eating babies.

rocketmonkeys40 karma

"Down here it's our time. It's our time down here! That's all over the second we ride up Troy's Bucket, Mr Frodo."

rocketmonkeys12 karma

They have concerts???

rocketmonkeys3 karma

This was the creepiest part of the TV commercials I saw. Something about the Kidz singing in uncoordinated / americanized korean... just jarring.

I kept trying to catch this on the air when it aired in that commercial. Amazing.

rocketmonkeys2 karma

Good to hear. However, if the camera ever stays on the ice core sample when you leave the room, BE WARY! Also, when one of your colleagues sports spikes and/or strange glowing eyes, just preemptively kill them. It'll save about 90 minutes of suspense and the eventual torching of your facility.