rileyrulesu

Go to any waffle house past midnight. It's seriously the most interesting glimpse of humanity on earth. Like anthropologists should sit there and study the overweight prostitute yelling at the shirtless 80 year old homeless man asking for money, while the college kids argue about if aegislash belongs in ubers, and the trucker hopped up on (EDIT: apparently coming down from) amphetamines orders his 6th waffle.

Sorry if this is too personal, and you don't have to answer if it is, but if you went to prison twice, what did your ex wife do to have you be given custody of your child?

Wait, Michael Eisner?

Or just get a usb microphone.

Bahahahaha this is great.