richie_engineer

EWR for lyfe

"You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. It's an accident, right?'

I used to lifeguard at the pool in college. We had a fearless blind student* (comp science major). One day he walks into the pool area, goes over to the side of the pool and stands there. He folds up his cane and jumps in.

So far, OK. Then, he doesn't come up.

I run to the pool, kicking off my sandals and pulling off my shirt. When I get there, he's up against the pool wall, hiding. He says "I wondered how long it would take you" then chuckled and swam off.

(*) Dude used to RUN down stairs. He had all the steps and landings memorized, was amazing to watch.

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There are women over at r/zerocarb and r/keto who are fixing PCOS without caloric restriction, just with carbohydrate elimination or restriction. Worth thinking about, good luck.

Spray melatonin has been a game changer for me. Good luck.