revilox

I second this.

Alrite? Got a rockbusters for ya. "this what they'd call that fella from top gear if he came from California" the initials there KC. Remember, it's criptic.

the locals here call him muzungu, which means white person lol. but he takes it well haha

I work in Africa at the moment and one of the bartenders here is a black albino. Have you ever met one?

EDIT: I saw some of your comments regarding vision and it gave me a small light bulb moment. When this guy reads something he gets super fucking close and squints like hell. Now I get it.