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Also, have you mastered parallel parking in real life?

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You know, I'd never considered doing this with a person I didn't like. Everybody thinks of widows turning their husbands into jewelry. Why not turn my old boss into a good luck charm?

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Fred Armisen giveth, and Fred Armisen taketh away.