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remmycool863 karma

If singing and playing the guitar in space doesn't get you laid, you might as well just stop trying.

remmycool752 karma

To be perfectly honest, I've never heard of you or All That, but imdb says that your cat Spice had a twin sister named Sugar who died, and I just wanted to pass along my condolences.

remmycool678 karma

Did he verify with a shirtless picture of himself scaling two mountains at the same time with "GovGaryJohnson" tattooed on his pecs?

If so, can I see it?

remmycool476 karma

Rather have that inside me than Ron Jeremy

remmycool406 karma

When I was 13, I was the smelly kid in school. Not a lot of friends, always said the wrong thing at the wrong time, that guy.

One day, I stumbled onto "Rejected" online. It was amazing. The next day, I showed it to the kid beside me in computers class. He couldn't even breathe. By the end of the class, I had 25 students crowded around my screen, laughing hysterically. I was popular for 9 and a half minutes.

So, thanks.