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reebee7871 karma

This is why every time I'm hiking near a ledge and I think about doing one of those 'fake pushes' to my partner, I go, "Dude you fucking asshole don't fucking do that they'll die for a joke that's not even that fucking funny what the fuck is wrong with you, you should just jump off yourself, for having such a cataclysmically stupid idea. Asshole."

And then I don't fake-push them.

reebee7122 karma

Wait you're a person?

reebee792 karma

...15 million merits is so far from a happy ending.

reebee782 karma

Incredible. What sorcery is this?

reebee775 karma

Bees?