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If anything I would hope /u/Waffle_Ambasador is enough of a redditor to realize this is a gold mine of free promotion for waffle house and it's entirely contingent on the company being cool about it. He or she will be your Captain America and ensure the suits in Corporate don't fuck you.

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I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

Your bank must have been pretty confused getting those credit card slips.

Commander, you just destroyed six years of work in that experiment, what the fuck do you think you're doing!?!

I NEED MAH GAINS

.and smelly people :-)

Seriously, y'all. If you're going to attend a con for anything you need to shower before attending. Every day. Some of you multiple times.