redvelveteenrabbit

Pizza Planet?

I'll be back

And I'll be waiting :D

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My pleasure.

• Q: Who is your favorite Parks and Rec character besides Ron?
  A: Duke Silver.

• Q: If you had to choose between bacon or carpentry, which would you choose?
  A: Easy. Bacon. Carpentry requires protein to flourish, but Bacon requires only my masticating pork-hole.

• Q: Why did you decide to start tweeting again?
  A: To use the practical side of Twitter to disseminate information to my peoples, despite the amount of time people waste upon said channel.

• Q: Any future projects you are working on that you can disclose?
  A: Doing a play in Los Angeles with my gorgeous wife Megan, Annapurna, late April-June 9.

• Q: Here’s a shot in the dark, but is there ANY chance that you could spare an hour to be a guest on my podcast?
  A: I think you had another question, but it's dark so I missed it.

This guy.

Matilda's dad was a real scumbag...