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Winrar files with long password and hidden file names. Place it in a folder in your documents called "work/projects/archived". Give it a date (year/month).

If challenged, decompress a couple of the decoy ones to show nothing but garbage and fake documents. They are all compressed because it's fucking corporate sensitive data.

The extra 20 seconds it takes to unrar the file is worth your peace of mind and safe masturbation.

You didn't hear it from me.

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"I was a professional twice over: an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."

"Monkeys land on their feet, they're masturbating cats."

I must have watched that scene a thousand times and it still makes me laugh like an idiot. Please tell me you improvised that.