reddking

Dude, no. You have three fucking balls. That is awesome. That would pretty much be my opening line if I were you. You're only 18, so you've probably got a lot of experiences ahead of you, and I don't think you're going to see any negative responses to that. Best of luck, man!

I work offshore, so I'm quite often in places without an internet connection. I was really looking forward to playing the new SimCity on my laptop, but I'm not even going to bother buying it if you can't play offline.

You've said quite a few times that you were required by your company to wear gloves while working the lathe. This goes completely against every safety principle. Are you going to speak to a lawyer? Even if you aren't interested in getting a fat pay check, it would still be important to prevent this from happening to somebody else.