reddittailedhawk

Reminds of last summer, when one carnie (male) was bragging to anyone who would listen that he just banged one of the local strippers in the bathroom. Never saw her, but he was pretty disgusting.

Not so much a question, but an anecdote. My stepdad is a Zamboni driver as well, and he told me how filthy the snow piles outside the rink are - spit, blood, sweat, and possibly other bodily fluids. Doesn't it make you cringe whenever you see kids climbing all over that snow?

Thanks for all the info, and better yet - the laughs. One of the most interesting AMAs I've read in a while.
Anyway, if you're still taking questions... what's one euphemism that makes you cringe but you still find yourself using it because it works, or because there's demand for it? What are some of your favorite cringeworthy lines from, say, 50 Shades?

Any hawk/bird of prey stories?

To be fair, that's all part of the food chain. Hawk was probably grateful to you for feeding his lunch.
That said, thanks for what you do, because puppy mills and other animal abuse situations are definitely not part of said food chain.