recumbent_mike

Most states don't have the capacity to generate hogs at the rate they're consumed, so they instead use a method where the hogs are pre-rendered and then just loaded at runtime.

Pretty sure it was Jerry Falwell, who made a name for himself with stunts like that.

I mean, you should probably try a strongly worded email first.

Obviously we should just start sending out floppies to our users.

I would have gone with "Frinternet," to be frank.