recreationalspace

As a man who has been compared to Barney Rubble, I'm rather offended by that. You'll be hearing from my rock-lawyer.

"Your world frightens, and confuses me. Sometimes, the loud noises and honking of your traffic makes me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or whatever. Sometimes, when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder, did little demons get inside and type this? I don't know. But I do know that recreational space deserves 1.4 million dollars for being libeled on Reddit."

My son was ten and I think he had some doubts, but he wanted to believe. I knew that his friends didn't believe anymore so I sat him down and told him the story. I just wanted him to hear it from me rather than one of his buddies. He was really sad and cried a little. I really felt like I ruined Christmas for him. Did I do the right thing?

TIL Chuck E Cheese is boring as shit?