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reconditecache327 karma

I was really concerned about this. Glad to know it's just the no-hair thing. That's actually pretty awesome, in the big scheme of the things.

  • You'll never be an old lady with a mustache or ear hair.
  • You'll never have to be shaved for surgeries.
  • Your hair will never get caught in zippers (head hair and pubes)
  • No one will ever pull a hair out of their soup and wonder if it's yours.
  • Same with shower drain clogs.

I can only imagine how much more awesome plush blankets and stuff feel to you. One time I shaved off most of my body hair (some ordeal where I let a friend of mine shave a mustache into my chest-hair and when I was cleaning up that mess I just kept going) and afterward I couldn't stop rolling around in my sheets! Everything felt so soft!

As an aside, you are a pretty girl and without any hair, you just look like a badass.

My questions:

  • Are these as awesome as I'm imagining?
  • Tattoos? (Don't answer this one if you've answered it elsewhere. I haven't started looking for anything about that yet but I thought I'd say it just in case.)