rebootyourbrainstem

There may or may not be a bottle of scotch in the safe with the launch codes.

^{Probably not}

If Hollywood movies taught me anything, it's that people who buy cold war complexes are always some sort of supervillain. Did he ever ask you things like "hmm, do you think the power system could be modified to feed a 1 terawatt deathray?"

Why do you keep it in the fridge?