realeliroth

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realeliroth2761 karma

I do. It's the Evil Dead theory. The most painful death in the movie isn't the evisceration, it's the pencil in the ankle. The fingernail is my pencil in the ankle. Nobody knows what a decapitation feels like, but we've all had a papercut.

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My monkey butler never cleans his rollerskates and they leave tracks all over my yacht.

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Nope

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Let's make sex. I hear it's fun

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I'd cry with joy.