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Do you consider yourself fortunate?

If an apocalypse type event ever occurs, I hope the only evidence of the previous world are articles from The Onion.

Thanks for all your contributions to The Onion! I will check out your other work.

I was a freshman in college when your first hit came out and went to Vegas with some friends who were older than me. Every time I got too wasted (everyday) they would start chanting "freshman, freshman, freshman..." It was a blast and I will always associate that trip with the song "i love college"