rarely-sarcastic

Just make sure you don't take down your load bearing wall.

Dude! I also use the internet. We should buy a time share together!

Did you not watch the whole episode? They got Rumham back.

I wish Dale was still alive.

I have no way to prove this but when my friend posted this song on fb a few good years ago it got him laid. His title was something like "This pretty much sums up my life." and some girl felt bad and thought it was cute so she dated him for a while.