railroad-man

Thanks, guys!

I suppose they could claim refugee status if they wanted to stay somewhere. Getting there and starting a new life is a different story.

You should have went to /r/AskReddit and ask where people buy their fish from in the US.

^{If you do something like that in the future, remember to put the [Serious] tag in the title so you don't get flooded with stupid jokes about tentacles.}