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r3solv140 karma

"Red October, shtanding buy!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxH6YErAIgA

r3solv85 karma

Seriously, only question I could think of.

r3solv6 karma

My go to's would be Lost using GPS, Got a Flat, Dropped my keys in the sewer and am waiting for AAA, and We Just had a baby and I so now I have to smoke in the car and I dont want my wife to know I am still smoking so I drove a few streets over to smoke and parked here and am getting in 2-3 cigs while I can. Wanan see pics of my kids, oh, no thanks? Alright then...sorry for bothering you!

r3solv6 karma

You've never tried the pull over, and fiddle with your GPS for 15 minutes trick? Look lost. Annoyed. Can call someone on the phone and talk and even look at the house and the address all you want and if anyone gives you trouble its like "I am trying to get to 24 oak street and your 24 oak st and my friend isnt here and says hes here outside waiting for me to pick up and oh...wow its oakwood st...I got it..thanks..."

r3solv2 karma

Haha, this.