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Yeah maybe it says a lot about me that I read it in the more Old Testament kinda of way.

This artist is a moron. I'm glad you weren't hurt.

Oh god yes please let this happen. I hope it ends with Conan forcing Sona to display a life-sized nude cutout of Conan in her office at all times. It will make that Windmere look like a vacation.

I'm pretty sure they're talking about your hair. What Conan has isn't hair--it's some hyperpolymer designed by the space program.

That would be really awesome for the last episode to show them discovering America.

And maybe that will transition into the introduction of a new History Channel saga: The Mohawks.