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quiettime65 karma

Don't despair, I successfully sued the Canadian Government on the grounds of slavery. Keep in touch with the players in legal academia and you'll be fine. You may even score some legal-groupie pussy (yes, it's a thing).

quiettime29 karma

  1. Hang out at UBC (or other) law school. Find young, sexy first year students.

  2. Introduce yourself as the Isohunt guy with the landmark case etc.

  3. ???

  4. Profit,

quiettime3 karma

Oooh - good answer.

quiettime1 karma

I'm much younger than you and had a quadruple bypass last July. You definitely should not be back at work until your chest heals. I took 3 months off.