pyjamasbox

We had a gay african man come into our ER with one half of a nun-chuck lodged in his anus so far up that he couldn't get it out by himself. I guess he broke the chain off and used the one half as a dildo and went a bit too far up. We couldn't get it out for him, so we transferred him to an OR at a nearby hospital for surgery to have it removed. Before he left, he asked a nurse "what do i tell my parents?". The nurses response? "Tell them you were attacked by a ninja".

He put that penny in the door. I know he did it.

Also, another one i recall is when a group of four teenagers (two boys, two girls) came in all at once for an STD test. Apparently the four teenagers and one other boy were engaged in an orgy of some kind and after the orgy the fifth kid felt it necessary to mention that he had an STD.

It's not necessarily super funny on it's face, but i like to think that the fifth kid just casually got up after they all finished, told them about his STD, dropped the mic, and walked out like it was nothing.

Yes.

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