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Peak 90s. BRB I'm gonna go chug a Surge.

I am suddenly super curious what Carl's voicemail message is.

Hard hitting stuff.

Google translate is kind of impressive these days. I mean, it's not perfect but:

What the fuck fuck you just said to me, you little bitch? I'll let you know I graduated top of my class SEALs, I have many secrets involved in al-Qaeda attacks, and I have over 300 confirmed killed. I trained gorilla warfare, snipers me up throughout the United States Army. You are nothing to me, but only one goal. I'll fucking destroy you prefer a precision never seen on this earth, mark my words fuck. You think you can get away I say dog feces on the Internet? Think again, fool. As we speak, I contacted my secret across the US spy network and IP are now allowing you to track as storms, maggots better prepared. This wipe your phone

Dank ones. And hurry. The world needs you.