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pshawny122 karma

Two hours after midnight for a dyslexic.

pshawny15 karma

Does Drake hand out the award?

pshawny12 karma

With a cavity check

pshawny10 karma

Mushrooms are not plants and mycelium is not a mushroom. The product sounds good either way.

pshawny9 karma

What do you consider cold? Have you ever been so cold you wish death would just take you right then and there, but just as you're about to take your last breath the store clerk says you have to get out of their freezer or she'll call the cops and then your therapist says you might be suicidal and gives you a prescription for a therapy squirrel, but then TSA won't let your therapy squirrel get on the plane because it might be carrying the rabies virus?