propsandmayhem

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Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves not the station.

I was on a first date and went to see some standup. You came on stage and said I looked like a pedophile. Were you going to say that about someone no matter what or did that really come to mind when you looked at me? I never heard from her again, so I can't be sure if you helped me or ruined something wonderful.

Did you notice how almost every episode's teaser showed Christine crying? I think they were trying to convince us she was going home that week?

Damn, I guess the lesson here is don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. That and don't sit in the front row at a comedy club on a first date.