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pregnantbaby72 karma

So you’re saying if I wrote an art history paper on the movie Muppets at the Met, and that nothing else motivates me to write except to write humurously, that I might consider making a career change as a physical laborer?

pregnantbaby58 karma

Oh shit, you're still here? That was going to be my first question. Since my follow-up question is based on your answer to the first question I'll wait to ask it. But since I don't usually make IMA's in time I might ask anyway, since the psychic I called hung up on me. What do you suppose crickets mean in my life? I've given them rides on my driver side window four times. One time was a day I got a flat tire on the freeway. The next time I saw a cricket on my car, a car had blown out it's tire on the same road that I noticed the cricket (after I got my tire fixed) answer at will, if you wish. Cheers.

pregnantbaby39 karma

That's some mafia shit. Cold!

pregnantbaby25 karma

damn, are you in PR?

pregnantbaby20 karma

it's okay. it's going to be okay. we need people like you. like me. who can catch the references as they fly over others heads.