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portablebiscuit741 karma

He's rich. They eat Croissantpockets.

portablebiscuit660 karma

I'm driving: AMA.

Edit: I'm not really driving.

portablebiscuit540 karma

"There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at Medieval Times. Now, would you like a refill on that Pepsi?"

portablebiscuit505 karma

One owner, low miles.

portablebiscuit239 karma

Also acceptable: Slurpee not Teepee.