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Have you ever had a stern, but fair, senior officer slam his hands on a desk and say "Jesus, Christ, we can't have you promoting legalization!" to you?

Depends. Can Obie get someone to cover his shift at Taco Bell that night?

Check his IMDB. shudder

Is the resulting residue referred to as a pap smear?

Along with, I presume, vats of assorted Jell-o and varied luncheon meats with which to generate aforementioned sound effects?