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pooroldedgar1781 karma

For obvious reasons I can't tell you my name, but basically it's Adam.

pooroldedgar559 karma

You are an intrepid hero of the sea, good sir. Now get back to the Malibu Louge, Krazy Karaoke starts in 10 minutes.

pooroldedgar558 karma

Hallmark, are you listening??

pooroldedgar503 karma

That was a really good move to cast Drew Barrymore. There's a meta thing going one when you watch a movie that says, "Oh, she can't die, it's Drew Barrymore" and that movie really exploited that well.

pooroldedgar384 karma

He's so polite, I'd let him cum on my face.