pooroldedgar

For obvious reasons I can't tell you my name, but basically it's Adam.

You are an intrepid hero of the sea, good sir. Now get back to the Malibu Louge, Krazy Karaoke starts in 10 minutes.

Hallmark, are you listening??

That was a really good move to cast Drew Barrymore. There's a meta thing going one when you watch a movie that says, "Oh, she can't die, it's Drew Barrymore" and that movie really exploited that well.

He's so polite, I'd let him cum on my face.