poopsquisher

I DO NOT WANT TO EAT YOUR POOP!

Words I never thought I'd say in this context: Maybe I could give it a shot. How much poop are we talking about here?

Did you ever get to see the Poo Pond while you were in Afghanistan?

What makes the sand super?

Funny thing, Wireshark with a read-only tap into the network can find issues like that in a few minutes if you understand the communications protocols. As an IT guy, you're often in a better position to interpret the network traffic than the PLC/SCADA programmers.

Have you gotten your vendors to standardize on one brand, or are you running whatever came with the standard equipment package?

Do you have an onsite wastewater treatment system?

...do you want one?