poonchinello

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poonchinello54 karma

would you of

rage face

poonchinello53 karma

No euphemism intended. I actually play the bagpipes and it hurt like hell to try during that first week blowing as hard as I could.

poonchinello32 karma

Speaking from experience.

  1. Check for holes in the frozen bag of veggies. My junk smelled like corn for a day.

  2. Wait at least a week to masturbate and maybe a couple of days more to have sex.

  3. I found that the twins were hanging lower than usual for several months after and that support was needed when exercising.

  4. Don't play with the clamps. Just leave them alone.

  5. And finally, you're going to want to wait at least a week before attempting to play the bagpipes.

poonchinello10 karma

Loved your 30-minute standup on Comedy Central several years ago. Any chance of seeing more routines, or are you strictly doing movies now? I hate Cotton-Tops.