poliscinerd

As someone from the deep south, fake southern accents in general are cringey 9 times out of 10.

In addition to what the others have mentioned, it's crucial that you get TDaP, especially if you'll have any contact with newborns or elderly, as whooping cough is often deadly for them.

Can I borrow you to reach tall things for me? (I'm 5'3" :( )

Edit: Aw man, someone asked a similar question ten minutes ago. Creativity fail. Anyway your tumblr cracks me up and I have nothing clever to say.

<3!

Do you know of many women who are PIs? I know it's kind of a cliche to be an average Joe kind of guy, so I was just wondering if there's a reason for that, like maybe women attract more attention or something, or if there are lots of lady PIs we just don't know about :)

Thanks!