pogafuisce

I like this Alot.

I'm not afraid of Justin Trudeau, and I bet pandas aren't either (no really, have you seen Kung Fu Panda?!?).

I think the kid should come up with a series of responses, like "There I was....minding my own business, when BAM!!! ALIENS!!!!" (so many ways to go with this, but he's only 11 so the best line "those rectal probes are HELL, man" is probably a no-go)

Or, alternatively, "What do you mean what's wrong with me? glance down WHAT THE...? I'm in a wheelchair!!!! What happened??!!?? Dude, what did you do?!?!?!"

Or... "tragic skeeball accident" (best delivered with a downward grimace and a shiver, as if the memory of the carnage still haunts him.....)

Or....."Lost too many games of Candy Crush..."

Or he could just nod solemnly and say "Vaccines."

I'm probably being less than helpful, though....

Yay! GOOD JOB, LILBUBOME!

Can you confirm that no BUBs were harmed by these experiments?