poekoelan

Not to be crude but a professional ballerina friend of mine told me that ballet companies are basically "incestuous fuckfests." Is it similar in Cirque? Lots of intra-company boning?

Edit: nevermind, you already answered that question.

Quietly files this idea for next book signing...

[KIDDING! KIDDING! TOTALLY NOT GOING TO SURPRISE KARATE-CHOP YOU!]

Are you from northern california? Or do they say "hella" up there in Vancouver as well?

Not that it's any of my business, but are you, y'know... gay? Cause some of your funniest shit is when the bros start making out passionately or whatever.