pizzaboy192

Warmed or cold fish fingers?

Where I worked, we had three different levels of that sort of mess: Code brown (Small amounts of poo in various locations. Usually a resident who missed the toilet at some point), Code Sludge (Where a resident completely misses the toilet for the entire performance, or where they never got to the bathroom to begin with) and Code Corn (Where there is no hope for humanity. Grab a hazmat suit and the specialty vacuum)

Can I do beerbatter and boozecustard?

I was always lucky that I was never assigned to a wing that had bathrooms near the cafeteria. That was almost always a daily code brown. Luckily the people who designed the cafeteria expected this. Close the bathroom for 15 minutes, seal the toilet paper, open the floor drain, and flood the room. Then use a wet-vac to clean up any leftovers.

My wife's libido has tanked since we had our first kid (along with our energy. Holy balls it's crazy how we can both be super horny but not have the energy to even snuggle properly because we're so tired) and just taking it slow and talking about how we feel has helped a TON. Communicate, explain, take it slow, and hopefully he understands that a relationship is more than just sex, and that there's a lot of fun you can have while your drive is low.