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Jimmy,

When you are out on the road and performing, does it ever get hard to keep your act going when people are yelling out O&A show references? Ever have to stop a show and tell the crowd to stop it? Who is the worst comic not named Rich Vos you have had to work with (like being a diva when they have no right to be)

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After a fire once I had to take the homeowner (single woman) back into her house to get some clothes, personal effects, and her insurance documents (fire was in the garage, but extensive smoke damage, plus the neighborhood was flooded out and without power). I'm carrying a flashlight for her as she's gathering up her belongings. She goes through her dresser and pulls out some clothes. At some point she she had to set everything she had down, and picked it back up, and a loud buzzing noise starts coming from that pile of clothes she has in her hands. I immediately felt myself turn red and wanted to burst out laughing, and she turned as white as a ghost. We both had the same thought...vibrator. Turns out it was her toothbrush she had grabbed and was at the bottom of the pile of clothes (from gathering everything up) and she hit the on switch.

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I read this, and before I clicked the link I said to myself "Meth is a hell of a drug"