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philipquarles398 karma

No one owns a cat.

philipquarles354 karma

"So how much will it cost you to buy and train thirty pigeons?"

"Twenty-three billion dollars, senator."

{APPROVED} (stamp noise)

philipquarles164 karma

I am not an easy man to work for. While directing "Hats off to Channukah," I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth-graders? The review "Play enjoyed by all'" speaks for itself.


philipquarles149 karma

Can you tell us a little bit about what "$7M in career earnings" actually means? How much of yourself did you have? How much have you made or lost staking others? How much have you spent on buyins, travel expenses, and living expenses while accumulating those cashes? How much have you won or lost at side games at tournaments? (I assume you still play cash, even if you're now primarily a tournament player.) I understand if you don't want to go into detail, or if you want to talk more generally, rather than about your specific situation.