philipquarles

Do you think it's possible that Dan Brown's novels are actually encoded versions of good books?

No one owns a cat.

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1996-05-02/

"So how much will it cost you to buy and train thirty pigeons?"

"Twenty-three billion dollars, senator."

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I am not an easy man to work for. While directing "Hats off to Channukah," I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth-graders? The review "Play enjoyed by all'" speaks for itself.

Awesome.