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Taking Conan a gift basket seemed like fucking with him, but brilliantly executed in a way as to not bring him down for it

Considering the primary functions of the Secret Service are protecting the President and protecting the currency, are you implying you would blow up the White House, the Treasury, or the Federal Reserve?

On a related note, whenever your podcast or talk show comes back, have Conan on. I could watch your appearances on his show endlessly

Sounds Catholic

I got a 5 on the AP Gov exam back in 2011. Of everyone of my peers that I talked to, I think I'm the only one that knew what the hell Super Delegates were and why they matter. I can thank Colbert for that.