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petertmcqueeny5043 karma

Did you just pitch a script?

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What was the best balloon animal the support clown made?

petertmcqueeny1284 karma

Goddammit, teenaged you would have been amazing in that movie

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My (almost) two-year-old daughter does not like cookies. I have given her Oreos, and chocolate chip cookies, and even home made honey cookies, and she never eats more than a nibble. What should I do??? Is there some kind of cookie monster boot camp I can take her to?

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Alton is the reason I scorn almost all single-use tools. The eggs slicer is one of the very few I allow in my kitchen.