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"jesus suffering fuck" has been added to my vocabulary

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Dr. Gethard! Back in 05/06 I used to go to Asssscat at the UCB Theater every Sunday– for the late show, naturally.

My friends and I would always pray that you were the monologist– you always told the most insane stories about growing up in Jersey and your family.

Unfortunately, I can not remember any story in particular, just various tales of fistfights, crying when you fight, and the like.

What was your favorite story you used as a monologue at UCB? And if you can remember, what story birthed the best improv routines?

Thanks!