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perb12388 karma

Damnit! Me and my girlfriend visited New York in 2002, I think, and we spent a day on the grass in Central Park, as you should. About ten yards away from us there was a man doing yoga and we smiled a bit over the very clear "view" we got from it. When the man turned around we looked at each other and simultaneously said "Isn't that...!?!!"

We were a couple of seasons into The West Wing and totally hooked by then and here, suddenly, is "our" President! We still wouldn't quite believe it but when another couple came up and shook your hand, we agreed that it was indeed you.

Alas, being polite and somewhat shy Swedes, we never did approach and a few minutes later you left, leaving us a bit stunned. Had I known that you didn't mind I would have taken the chance to get to shake your hand but this is still a memory that makes that New York trip special to me.

perb12354 karma

A partner with bad oxygen absorption would be ideal.

perb12334 karma

I've worked on the ground where these thing passed near by. You feel like a mosquito that can be squashed any time.

perb12330 karma

It seems that in your case they are often combined with shit. That hits them.

perb12317 karma

Maybe if you get a valve, you could shut it and use your expanding head to lift huge debris in collapsed houses etc.?

We must think of a name for you...