peetee32

Lol. Like a guy slashing your tires then letting you borrow his spare.

I don't understand how you go from being pushed to diving in head first. It would seem to me you were pushed, got off balance, started to tip, then decided to dive in, not knowing the depth. In all my years off poolside shenanigans ive never seen someone get pushed in and end up in a head down position

No...he rolls like N from Pokémon