pearthon

It's almost looks like actual shorthand, which is funny, given his wording

Well I don't know much about the weather, but let me tell you all about the political climate...

Language barrier? No. It's just your interpretation. Sentences are not perfect idea conveying vehicles. They're vague and require interpretation. I completely took it as OP meant.

You'll drink these drops of glass imbued beer and you'll like it!

Well they ain't called Couldchucks.